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Love me Bartender

by Evil Monkeys

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1.
Dog's Life 02:45
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I’m gonna tell you ’bout a hell of a week When I should have stayed in bed like a pillow freak... On Monday I lost my car Could not remember where I’d parked On Tuesday I went to the pub Where I got beaten down to the mud So on Wednesday I felt really down On foot with a broken nose My girl came home and told me “You’re even more stupid than I thought… ” It’s a dog’s life, it’s a dog’s life! It’s a dog’s life, it’s a dog’s life! And there’s no way out... On Thursday I lost my job Could never manage to get up So I went back to the pub Where I got drunk to the mud On Friday I lost my girl She just told me to get lost So on Saturday I was alone With nothin’ left but a goddamn bone... It’s a dog’s life, it’s a dog’s life! It’s a dog’s life, it’s a dog’s life! And there’s no way out... And by Sunday, I felt so miserable That the only thing I could do was write this song...
2.
Oh Yeah !!! 02:53
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Well it ain’t been very much fun these days My life got lost in such a rotten maze The slightest bugs would bury my mind down Anywhere I’d go I’d crawl across the ground But tonight’s all right, I’m playin’ with my band I got my rock ’n’ rolls back on again... My mind was like a room without windows Whatever what I had to do I’d give a sigh Hazier than a bunch of fuckin’ desperate hippos Wake up, get up, drive up to work, oh my! But tonight’s all right, I’m playin’ with my band I got my rock ’n’ rolls back on again... My neighbours’ pissin’ off, my boss’s bore My girl’s mum invadin,’ peelin’ potatoes In a mighty snap, off it all blows As soon as I step through the Monkeys’ door! But tonight’s all right, I’m playin’ with my band I got my rock ’n’ rolls back on again
3.
Leave this Town 03:53
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I’m a poor imported dog with no hope for any bone My heart’s turned into rock, my mind is overblown I’ve been buildin’ homes for them who look down on me Been pilin’ goddamn stones for cunts who wouldn’t turn round on me I’m gonna leave this town as soon as I can I’m gonna hit the road before I explode In their down-lookin’ eyes I feel like a sweatin’ slave Next to their four-wheel drives it’s like I’m down in my grave I see no exit near out of this gloomy hole There’s no way out of here but get the hell back home I’m gonna leave this town as soon as I can I’m gonna hit the road before I explode No fun to be a hobo, treated as the cheapest tool They’ll get you way down low, make you head right for your tomb I’m a poor imported dog with no hope for any bone My heart’s turned into rock, my mind is overblown
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I'm All Right Jack ! 04:10
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Do you wanna know what I think ‘bout myself?? I’m sure I’m the best thing since sliced bread I’m-all-right-Jack... I’m all right... I thank my lucky star I was born in the purple I’m a poor lil rich boy, I got money to burn I’m-all-right-Jack... I’m all right... I was given everything at my birth in a surprise pack I won’t do your donkey work coz I ride right on the pig’s back Hangin’ day ’n’ night showin’ off like crazy I’m the top banana (yeah) I’m the big cheese baby I’m-all-right-Jack... I’m all right... I don’t give a damn about the others round me I’m just full of myself on top of the tree I’m-all-right-Jack... I’m all right... I was given everything at my birth in a surprise pack I won’t do your donkey work coz I ride right on the pig’s back Do you wanna know what I think ’bout myself?? I’m sure I’m the best thing since sliced bread I thank my lucky star I was born in the purple I’m a poor lil’ rich boy, I got money to burn… I’m-all-right-Jack... I’m all right...
5.
Horseless Rider 03:43
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Oh folks, it’s a fright how I ain’t all right I got a burden on my mind I can stand single life no more Got the bad blues and my soul is sore Is she sure gonna cross my track Or am I bound for this sad black drag? What if she’s there lyin’ in the shade, Thinkin’ “What if this dude finally makes the grade?” Oh folks, I gotta find her I’m a horseless rider Oh folks, I gotta find her Oh folks, I gotta find her... Oh folks, it’s a fright how I ain’t all right There’s a burden on my mind Sometimes I see her coming off the wall Then she crumbles like a dream sand doll Is she sure gonna cross my track Or am I bound for this sad black drag? When she is, well I surely will Make her nights an everlastin’ thrill Oh folks, I gotta find her I’m a horseless rider... Sometimes I see her comin’ off the wall Then she crumbles like a dream sand doll She may come true or it may go wrong But it feels better to sing this song Oh folks, I gotta find her I’m a horseless rider...
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Here's some Rock 'n' Roll 04:03
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You’re all in for a hidin’ , I tell ya fair and square Sparks all around a-flyin’ , all legs up in the air Kiddies betta be gone, send grannies to bed This hot rockin’ machine’s on, everything’s in the red... Ain’t nothin’ like a rock gig to kick your trouble away As long as the sound is this big, it can but make your day All that’s left in your minds is guitar, bass and drums Every guy is just beer-blind and chicks are rockin’ buns... Here’s some rock ’n’ roll for your foamin’ , hummin’ buzzin’ ears tonight... Anything, whatever goes, all is turned upside down From your hair down to your toes, to this mess you’re wholly bound Let the music in your veins, let it drive you insane Soak your eyeballs through your brains that will end shot down the drain... Coz we’re paid by the booze sales, you’ll only hear drinkin’ songs But as your judgement soon fails you won’t notice what’s wrong You’ll get so stoned that you’ll go singin’ “Love me Bartender” And past ten pints in a row, pukin’ “Return to Sender”... Here’s some rock ‘n’ roll for your foamin’ , hummin’ buzzin’ ears tonight... Drink your wits off the bottle to the ultimate drop But doncha think that we’ll bother when you cheer us once we stop Bust more glasses up, you know, we’d rather you to do so Before you buy our demo, doncha fuss too much ’n’ go... You were all in for a swindle, I tell you fair and square I can feel your joy dwindle and some daze in your glare All that’s left in your heads is rotten mashed potatoes Every guy is just beer-dead, the chicks have had it up their noses Here’s some rock ’n’ roll ...
7.
Hip-Shake Boogie 02:25
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I’ve had enough of loonie booze I gotta get out of the blues Hey! Pretty legs! Come to my side! It’s all about overnight ride... Put off your boots, take off your dress, Let your hair loose and all the rest... It takes a hip-shake to stiffen up the snake And everything’s all right – let’s get it on tonight! Let’s turn it sweet, let yourself go Will you relax and let it roll... I’ll make you feel just right on top! Quiv’rin’ ’n’ screamin’ you’ll never stop... Come on babe, you ain’t a nun, We will have a hell of a fun!! It takes a hip-shake... Let’s cool it down, the sun is high... Have mercy now, you got me dry... We had agreed: until sunrise, Quit jerkin,’ please, undo my ties... Can’t you read “tilt” in my eyes? Time has come to be wise! It takes a hip-shake... Shake your hip, babe... Shake your hip, babe... It takes a hip-shake...
8.
Sweet sweet One 02:52
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She’s one kind of her own, makes any place her home, She’ll turn a rock into a sofa Change rooms into houses, train seats into lounges, There’s nothing that she won’t get over! She has such a great nerve, and if I ever differ, She’ll insist until I agree She never needs to say “please” , persuasive as she is She got me into herbal tea! Clear out this whole road, get the hell away, I’m rushin’ to my Sweet, Sweet One... Every time it feels like “Jingle Bells” To hell with everything else She speaks faster than light odd words that sound so bright I’d better keep my attention sharp! I can but love her more and more, and more and more and more My life’s evergrowing star From her first mornin’ peep to the time she falls asleep There’s that crackin’ spark in her eyes And though she doesn’t realize, she looks oh so feline That cats themselves get hypnotized! Clear out this whole road, get out of my away, I’m rushin’ to my Sweet, Sweet One... Every time it feels like “Jingle Bells” To hell with everything else...
9.
Lil' Monkey of mine 03:18
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I’ve been draggin’ you round on my back, lil’ monkey of mine We’ve been everywhere, safe in your sack, lil’ monkey of mine You know I am just about to crack, lil’ monkey of mine Coz now it’s time for some feedback, lil’ monkey of mine All of this just makes no sense You gotta make amends, make amends If I need you to drag me round, lil’ monkey of mine Will you only keep me safe ’n’ sound, lil’ monkey of mine Or will you lay me right flat on the ground, lil’ monkey of mine? I doubt you wouldn’t let me down, lil’ monkey of mine All of this just makes no sense You gotta make amends, make amends Safe yourself, you selfish shellfish, Is there anything ’bout which you care? I can no longer take your bloody rubbish Ain’t a bloody thing you have to share
10.
Reset the Scene 02:50

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Recorded at Atelier 122, Monnetier Mornex (France).
Artworks by Nicolas Van De Walle.

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released April 30, 2011

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